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Patti Smith [Sep. 22nd, 2008|10:56 pm]
lesleyau
anyone like patti smith and want to come see her with me 15 october
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Another week another funeral [Sep. 3rd, 2008|08:18 pm]
lesleyau
Sigrids father has died. 

I hope we get a week off next week.
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Some things that are and are not true about me [Aug. 16th, 2008|09:23 pm]
lesleyau

Taken from Firecat

Bold the statements you agree with (about yourself). Comments in italics.

Strike through the statements that are so untrue it is to laugh.

Appearance:
- I am 5'4 or shorter.

  
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Time for a little catch up [Aug. 10th, 2008|04:49 pm]
lesleyau
but what to say...life as domestic..

A first anniversary....I never thought it would be.  but  its very different being married.

That Sigrid is a gift to me, but she isnt an easy gift by any means.  We have had a very full on month, so much going on, her father still sick and needing care, the usual run of stuff with kids, and forgot our weekly date.  Spats and fights and dramas......that is what happens when life is so busy and so big that you forget nice times with the one you love!!

Anyhow a drive to Mudgee sorted us out, a gorgeous house was the gift of chance ( we got a whole cottage for the price pf a hotel rokm because they had a cancellation) ...so sex in front of wood fire, double size shower, nice places to east, and lovely country to drive though..sigh friends again.  We read though our vows and looked at the pictures, all very sappy and sweet....but bear in mind that we were 1/2 a day late setting off and fought all the way to Lithgow..

Anyhow that my news
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another waste of time [Jul. 3rd, 2008|09:09 pm]
lesleyau
1) Bold what is true about you.
02) Underline what is half true.
03) Italicize what you wish was true about you.
04) Add one true thing about you to the end of the list.
05) Ask me anything about the bold/italicized/underlined.

• I miss somebody right now
• I don't watch much TV these days.

• I own lots of books.
• I wear glasses or contact lenses. ( for reading)
• I love to play video games.
• I've tried marijuana.
• I've watched porn movies.
• I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
• I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
• I curse sometimes.
• I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.

• I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
• I have broken someone's bones.
• I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
• I hate the rain.
• I'm paranoid at times.
• I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
• I need/want money right now.
• I love sushi.
• I talk really, really fast.
• I have fresh breath in the morning.
• I have long hair.
• I have lost money in Las Vegas.
• I have at least one sibling.
• I was born in a country outside of Australia
• I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
• I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
• I like the way that I look.
• I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
• I am usually pessimistic.
• I have a lot of mood swings.
• I think prostitution should be legalized.
• I slept with a roommate.

• I have a hidden talent.
• I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
• I have a lot of friends.
• I have kissed someone of the opposite sex.
• I enjoy talking on the phone.
• I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.

• I love to shop and/or window shop.
• I'm obsessed with my Livejournal.
• I don't hate anyone.
• I'm a pretty good dancer]
• I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
• I have a cell/mobile phone.
• I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
• I've rejected someone before.
• I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
• I want to have children in the future.
• I have changed a diaper before.
• I have a lot to learn.

• I am shy around the opposite sex.
• I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
• I have at least 5 away messages saved.
• I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
• I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.

• I own the "South Park" movie.
• I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Livejournal.
• I enjoy some country music.
• I would die for my best friend(s).
• I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
• I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (cute baby dykes got all the jobs in womens refuges in the 80s)
• Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
• I have dated a close friend's ex.
• I am happy at this moment.

• I'm obsessed with guys.
Labor
• Liberal
• I am punk rockish.
• I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
• I study for tests most of the time.
• I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
• I can work on a car.
• I love my job.
• I am comfortable with who I am right now.
• I have more than just my ears pierced.
• I walk barefoot wherever I can.
• I have jumped off a bridge.
• I love sea turtles.
• I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
• I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.( if I could figure it out)
• I am proficient on a musical instrument.
• I hate office jobs.
I went to college out of state.
• I am adopted.
• I am a pyro.
• I have thrown up from crying too much.
• I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.

• I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
• I adore bright colours.

• I usually like covers better than originals.
• I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
• I can pick up things with my toes.
• I can't whistle.
• I have ridden/owned a horse.
• I still have every journal I've ever written in.
I talk in my sleep.
• I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
• I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
• I wear a toe ring.
• I have a tattoo.
• I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
• I am a caffeine junkie.
• I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
• If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
. I've cosplayed or know what cosplaying is.
• I have been to over 15 conventions.
• I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
• I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
• I'm an artist.
• I am ambidextrous.
• I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
• If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
• I have terrible teeth.
• I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
• I have lived in either three different states or countries.
• I am extremely flexible.
• I want to own my own business. I do own my own business.
• I smoke.
• I spend way too much time on the computer.
• Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
• Sad movies, games, fics and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
• I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
• I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
• I don't like it when people are displeased or seem displeased with me.
• I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
• I have played strip poker with someone else before.
• I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
• I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.

• I can't stand being alone.
• I have at least one obsession at any given time.
• I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
• I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
• I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
• I have traveled on more than one continent.
• I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
• I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Sometimes)
• I can speak more than one language.
• I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
I would rather read than watch TV.
• I like reading fact more than fiction.
• I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
• I have no piercings.
• I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
• I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
• I've been married and am now divorced.
• There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
• I like most animals better than most people.
• I own a collection of retro games consoles.
• The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
• I have hit someone with a dead fish.
• I am compulsively honest.
• I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
• I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. And not been ashamed.
I have gone from wishing I was a boy to reveling in being a girl to feeling like a boy again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
• I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
• I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
• I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
• I dislike milk.
• I obsessively wash my hands.
• I always carry that something significant around with me.
• Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
• I love talking about myself to the point where I need to be stopped.
• I often sing whenever I can and I'm good at it too.
• I have experienced some type of traumatic abuse in my lifetime.
• I've experienced visions and dreams which I know/believe are from my past life.
• I have deja vu so vivid that I feel faint.
• I love Harry Potter.
• My parents are not together.
• I don't believe in love.
• I hate people who walk incredibly slow.
• I have extreme contempt for the vast majority of people.
• Sometimes I don't shower before work.
• To me, procrastination is like a disease!
• I want to sleep now.
• I enjoy watching two guys kissing each other.
• The more I searched the less I've found.
• As a child I was a huge crybaby.
• I'm feeling alone very fast.
• I'm living in a fairytale and I'm the noble Princess, who saves the day!
• I always have to spell my (real) name.
• I want to die in my sleep.
• I have a strange laugh.
• If they let me, I can sleep 12 hours in a row.
• I wish I could transform myself into a boy every now and then.
• I dance in the rain and don't feel like a fool.
• I have a favourite stuffed animal that I will not ever get rid of.
• I sing 80's hair metal songs into my hairbrush on a daily basis.
• I have a speech disorder.
• I'm infatuably attracted to men with long, blond, curly hair
• I sometimes have the urge to take a shot of whiskey or open a can of beer at odd times in the day.
• I have a weakness for guys with nice bodies.
• I plan to move to another country at some point in my life.
• Ever wanted to be a certain fictional character.
• My dreams are so vivid, they feel real.
• I'm a huge geek, the comic-book and video game kind, not the smart kind.
• I can get jealous easily!
• My computer and hard-drive are pretty much my most prized possessions.
• I prefer to buy CDs than download music, free or otherwise.
• I haven't had my first kiss yet.
• I have had teeth pulled.
I listen to music in at least five different languages.
• I think boys/guys/men are icky.

• I prefer dim lights or candlelight to bright lights
I fully acknowledge that I love lame jokes, because they're lame. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You're too young to smoke.
• I get happy when I buy food (especially meat) on sale.
• I can find beauty and something to love in anything around me.

• Desperate to find where I belong
• I am a home-owner
• I believe that one person can change the world and I want to be among those who have.
• I'm bi/pansexual, but the thought of having a relationship with a guy at the moment (ever) grosses me out completely.
• I despise winter with an unholy passion and spend all of it wishing it was summer already.
• I'm a parent.
• I get obsessed with various kinds of foods and will eat them constantly until I get fed up and move on to the next food obsession.
• I don't like being near noisy people on public transport.
• My life has recently been changed in ways I never expected.
I drive a hybrid vehicle - and love it!
• I don't believe in the concept of "core self".
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"I'm afraid of __ out of 72 common fears" [Jul. 1st, 2008|09:25 pm]
lesleyau
[ ] the dark
[ ] staying single forever
[x] being a parent
[x] giving birth
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[x] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants

Total so far: 3

[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[ ] deep water
[x] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
[ ] boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
[ ] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow

Total so far: 6

[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[x] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[ ] falling
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[x] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes

Total so far: 9

[ ] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[x] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[x] growing up

Total so far: 14

[ ] creepy noises in the night
[x] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[x] super secrets

Final Total: 16


... if you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it "I'm afraid of __ out of 72 common fears"

If you get more than 30, the inventor strongly recommends some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
People who don’t have any are liars

My others that are not on here are slimy things ( worms, slugs, snails and eggs), eye drops being out in my eyes and electricity.
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(no subject) [Jun. 19th, 2008|08:54 pm]
lesleyau
type your name into urban dictionary and post what comes up...

1. lesley
love it 44 up, 18 down hate it

The feminine form of the unisex name Lesley/Leslie
The EY implies female
No, my name is Lesley, because I'm a girl.
lesley leslie les name meanings ey implies female


1. leslie
love it 140 up, 23 down hate it

(n)a. An incredibly beautiful girl. Someone who is very attractive with the best hair. See wonderful.
"Who's that person with the awesome hair?"
"That's Leslie"
wonderful leslie beautiful lesley amazing


2. Leslie
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The term "leslie" or "leslie'd" is applied to a man (usually a friend) who drunkenly prays on and harrasses the young females on night clubs dance floors- It derived from the notable antics of "John Leslie" (Famous childrens tv star). Who by day seems a nice chap but after a few too many develops a trail of carnage and sleeze. Usual symptoms of being a "leslie" include extreme drunkeness and perfuse sweating and constant mid arousal. Other lesser symptoms include incoherent speach, sneaking away from mates, not listening to males or reason and failure to maintain eye contact. A "leslie" will typically try to lure the innocent back to the "leslie cave" He may claim to have a "leslie copter", "leslie mobile" or in extreme cases a "Hindinleslie" for the sole purpose of attracting 1 or 2 fat females back to his "leslie cave"
Jesus, look at billy grinding against that bird. He looks like a right Leslie!

What happened to you last night? You totally blanked us in the club. you were pestering every girl on the dancefloor. You ended up sneaking away with some fat mess! your such a leslie!

leslie john drunk sleeze womaniser pester


3. leslie
love it 50 up, 70 down hate it

a hot slut who has multiple boyfriends at the same time and who is usually turned on
"You know who cheats the most? Leslie!"
leslie slut cheats hot horny


4. leslie
love it 22 up, 71 down hate it

(n) a. A highly mistaken idea. An idea backed up with no facts, only intuition based on ignorant biases and insecurities.
b. A mysterious person with secrets.

(v) a. To have passion.
"I keep hearing leslie, but something tells me there's more to it."

"If she keeps leslying like that, she may just conquer the world!"
leslie lesly passion wrong idea reputation love peace


5. Leslie
love it 69 up, 119 down hate it

The act of cumming on a person's face. A euphemism for a 'facial.' Named after a specific female who readily requested such an act on the regular.
Since we were already in the shower, she let me Leslie her.

It had been a long time since I busted one, and it shot so far that I Leslied myself.
facial money shot cum shot seahorse lesley leslie lezly lezley


6. Leslie
love it 73 up, 115 down hate it

Hobo on drag and reaccuring Mayoral candidate commonly seen in downtown Austin, TX. Is probably now richer than Michael Dell.

Aggies often seem to use this fact to make very pathetic and off-center steriotypes about Austinites.
Leslie: the truth about Corporate America.
hobo drag queen austin famous crossdressers famous hobos


7. Leslie
love it 20 up, 79 down hate it

Plain and simple a Leslie is...a total deadbeat mother that NEVER pays their child's support or medical insurance. Most Leslie's are fake blondes (poorly done) jobless, gold-diggers and are hideous pathalogical liars. Some Leslie's are even criminalistic and use their children's and X's social security # for a fraudulent credit lines.
Social Worker: Did you see your child today?
Leslie: Who me?? No way, I'm LESLIE!!
deadbeat fake blonde liar criminal fraud
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sorry yesterday..... [Feb. 14th, 2008|11:10 pm]
lesleyau
yesterday was a huge moment in Australian history...I am filled with hope after Rudds speech, moved by the tears and the joy of the people who were taken and were apologised too, outraged by Nelsons bloody minded ignorance, inspired by the people who were also there in Canberra turning their backs

What a great day
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I hate moving [Feb. 10th, 2008|11:50 am]
lesleyau
I miss my family in UK...I dont want another family that I dont know..its too hard to manage it all sometimes

and I want another job..but could not cope with that too
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whats going on? [Feb. 3rd, 2008|08:48 pm]
lesleyau
We had a week in the Cook Islands with all the Herrings/..Sigs mum dad, sisters brother husband niece etc..12 of us,,,17 hour trip each way to get there, a hurricane warning when we got there with wind and big waves. We hired motor scooters and played middle aged bikkie gangs around Rarotonga ( which is the biggest Cook Island at 33km around it)

Now back to madness at work and a possible house move..the boss FH has gone and we get a new boss next week..so that could make life much easier...

The house should exchange tomorrow so we get to move..oh joy

Today Sigrid and I have been married for 6 months..still happy, busy, joyous..I keep being surprised at how much my life changed that day we had coffee, and wondering about that whole thing about how most days life just goes on, and some major changes happen//or do all those little days add up to the big day.
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